25 Ways To Tell You Are Grown Up
- on 10.06.09
- Age, Fun
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When Smurfs Retire
- on 08.28.09
- Age
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It’s all downhill from here………..
Safe Secrets
- on 08.08.09
- Age, Friendship
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Forget Health Food
- on 08.08.09
- Advice, Age
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Security Cameras
- on 06.13.09
- Age
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ruining all the fun
How quickly the years pass . . .
- on 03.09.09
- Age, Women
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Now smile and share with any girl that might need a reason to smile!
The Old Flame
- on 02.08.09
- Age, Love
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What would YOU do?
Baby boomers revisit the 60’s
- on 02.03.09
- Age, Senior Moments
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Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
Bobby Darin —Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
Herman’s Hermits —Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr —I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees — -How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack—The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash —I Can’t See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon—Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores —Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye —Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem—A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer —You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations —Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba —Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando —Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.
Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again
AARP Eyechart
- on 11.13.08
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How to be cruel to old guys!
Old is when . . .
- on 11.07.08
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“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
“Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
An “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.
